So I empty the trash in the kitchen. This requires the insertion of a new trash bag into the barrell. I take the last trash bag out of the box of trash bags. After placing the bag into the barrell I look at the box and then toss it in. Then it hits me how many trash bags full of trash bag boxes have I thrown away in my lifetime. Then it hits me that I can’t believe that I’m having this thought. Then it hits me that I’m talking out loud to no one. Then I go get coffee and vow never to speak of this again.